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MacBinary | 1985-02-19 | 2.6 KB | [WORD/MSWD]
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This file was processed as: MacBinary (archive/macBinary).
Confidence	Program	Detection	Match Type	Support
`100%`	dexvert	Macintosh Word Document `(document/wordMac)`	idMeta	Supported
`10%`	dexvert	MacBinary `(archive/macBinary)`	fallback	Supported
`100%`	file	MacBinary II, inited, Mon Feb 18 21:12:30 1985, modified Mon Feb 18 21:12:30 1985, creator Microsoft Word, type MacWrite word processor, 1722 bytes "Cats_JOKE" dBase IV DBT, blocks size 0, block length 512, next free block index 2449539840, next free block 268435712, next used block 17629440, at 0x73a 748 bytes resource dBase IV DBT, blocks size 0, block length 512, next free block index 2449539840, next free block 268435712, next used block 17629440	default (weak)
`99%`	file	data	default
`100%`	TrID	MacBinary 2	default (weak)
`100%`	siegfried	fmt/1762 MacBinary (II)	default
`100%`	lsar	MacBinary	default
id metadata
key	value
macFileType	`[WORD]`
macFileCreator	`[MSWD]`
hex view
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|000008a0| 00 00 00 01 00 00 01 4c | 06 53 75 6e 64 61 79 00 |.......L|.Sunday.|
|000008b0| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 06 4d 6f 6e 64 61 79 00 |........|.Monday.|
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|000008d0| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 09 57 65 64 6e 65 73 64 |........|.Wednesd|
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|00000a50| ff ff 0d 53 61 6e 20 46 | 72 61 6e 63 69 73 63 6f |...San F|rancisco|
|00000a60| 0b 4c 6f 73 20 41 6e 67 | 65 6c 65 73 00 00 00 00 |.Los Ang|eles....|
|00000a70| 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 | 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 |........|........|
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